Fruit Bats!
This interview is a little long and a little awkward, but there is live footage of Jizz Blog fave, Eric Johnson aka Fruit Bats. O Eric, we jizz at you 4-eva!
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
sewing machine love/jizz
Just picked this sucker up for way more money than my mother would ever approve of me spending but sooooo excited! i am currently taking requests for garments and donations of Liberty fabrics.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
You Can Call Me Jizz
My two great loves, Graceland and Jens Lekman, have come together to form a perfect union:
Jens Lekman - You Can Call Me Al
Monday, April 07, 2008
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Monday, March 31, 2008
NKOT-Jizz Reunion!
My very first concert, my very first celebrity "boyfriend," and my very first giant lace-edged button. Joey was my first love, and you never forget your first love even when he is super-cheesy and way too old for this stuff. I don't know about you, but I'm setting my dvr for the big reunion and I really hope they play Cover Girl! See awesome video below and try not to jizz!
Monday, March 24, 2008
Cupid Jizz!
Heading to Carolina Beach for my bachelorette party this weekend, and I suspect we will be doing lots of Cupid Shuffling! Cupid is from Lafayette, LA! Everything good DOES come from South Louisiana - just as I suspected! To the left, to the left, to the left to the left - altogether now JIZZ!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Jizz in the afternoon: Sam's Choice "Cajun" Trail Mix
Yummy for my tummy afternoon snack to go with my 3pm Diet coke. Could be worth a trip to Wal-Mart, but luckily, Jack went for us! In the words of Justin Wilson, I guarantee you will jizz when you eat this spicy, sweet, yumminess!
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Texas-Sized Jizz, Texas-Sized CANKLES!
Pukey B's jizzworthy SXSW moments, in no particular order:
-growing cankles the size of Texas
-reuniting with Noodle D!!
-bro'ing out with an un-named Pitchfork writer and talking about Catbirdseat
-the Blogger Cage at Stereogum party
-Jens remembering me. Finally seeing Jens play
-"getting to know the Swedish" with Shout Out Louds. CRYBABY = LIPSILL.
-Ross & JJ - the story of true manlove.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
The Cute Show
Hurry over to VBS TV and jizz over the unbearable cuteness of The Cute Show! Kittens, cat shows, hamsters, tiny goats - everything you need to forget the dreariness of everyday life.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Double Jizz Friday: Tiny Food!
These bacon cups from Not Martha make my mouth water! Can you imagine putting a sunny-side-up egg in one of these bacon cups? holy breakfast jizz, batman! BACON CUPS!
Seriously, what is more fun than saying "Hey, do you want a tiny banana?" I
can tell you - Nothing! Dip that baby banana in chocolate for the
oh-so-elusive fondue-jizz in your mouth.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Oscars 2008: Jizz/R-J
Gratuitous McAvoy before we begin the longest TIJA post ever!
First off, mega-jizz to myself for winning the office Oscar pool! Also, even though the show was a little lackluster, it ended before midnight for the first time I can remember! Unfair-jizz on the producers for not giving Amy Adams any sets or costumes while she sang the wonderful "Happy Working Song." And then giving Kristin Chenowith all kinds of extras and costumes for the even better "How Does She Know?"
A GIANT Welcome back Jizz for the writers and the red carpet! Make up sex indeed, Jon Stewart!
Now for the clothes!
Jizz: Keri Russell
This year's big winner for effortless style and charm. She looked beautiful, comfortable, and happy to be there.
Jizz: Jennifer Garner
When in doubt on how to look when you know you should have been nominated, but weren't, just remember the way Jennifer Garner looked at the 2008 Oscars. Wow.
Jizz: Amy Adams
Green and gold with her beautiful skin and red hair. Perfection.
Jizz: Marion Cotillard
Kind of risky fish-inspired ensemble that just worked perfectly for her despite the French tramp makeup.
Knocked up Jizz: Jessica Alba
Cate Blanchett looked like she was wearing a cheap wig and a thrift store dress, especially when compared with our friend "Don't Call me Latina," who had great hair, and a surprisingly modest super-flattering dress.
Slightly jealous Jizz: Clooney and the luckiest girl in the world
mmm - Clooney! A real man with megawatt charm who can take care of you while still keeping a hint of mystery. Sarah Larson was impossible to hate despite her questionable worthiness, because she looked like she knew that living up to the Clooney would be impossible even if she were royalty.
Reverse Jizz: Ellen Page
Juno, I told you not to wear anything shapeless and/or black, didn't I?! Also, your face kinda looked darker than your neck. Get a stylist, but not Jennifer Hudson's, OK?!
Reverse Jizz: Helen Mirren
Helen, Helen, Helen! Knitting is very charming, but put down the needles when it is time to get ready for the Oscars! Where was your ferocity from last year?
Reverse Jizz: Diablo Cody
We know, you were a stripper. We get it. If you are going to attend the Oscars, don't just bedazzle your post-performance robe. Also, if you think you might win, wear panties.
Reverse Jizz: Hilary Swank
Sweetie, didn't your mother ever tell you to cover up those dumbo ears? Accentuate the positives!
Honorable Mentions:
Laura Linney! I thought she looked lovely and was so happy she didn't rock the cheap wedding hair!
Patrick Dempsey and his hot wife!
Oh and the Once song was great, even though I didn't like that movie very much. They were adorable and yay indie rock!
ETA: Fug Girls live blog the red carpet. This is basically a transcript of my conversations with Hilary & Christine.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Friday Double Jizz
I am a long-time Sex and the City enthusiast. It is the reason why my friend Hilary and I know everything and have successful relationships. So, you will understand our trepidation when the movie was announced. Now, however, I am jumping headfirst into optimism with the release of the new extended trailer!
Also, I want to say that I am now an avid Dlisted fan. Move over Perez, there's a new bitchy queen in town who isn't quite as self-obsessed!
Enjoy Dlisted AND the new Sex and the City trailer here!
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Jizz in the (new) City
We've been venturing out of our comfort zone these few past weeks and found a new place that's totally jizz-worthy: the Raleigh Times Bar has some of the best bar food I've had in a long time - Pork Nachos, Guacamole topped with Pico de Gallo, FRIED PICKLES! GERMAN BEER ON TAP! Who knew heaven was in RALEIGH?
(just don't google search pink tacos)
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Happy Valentine's Day!
A last-minute gift idea for the fellas from your friends at TIJA.
And for the Ladies, a little wet Mr. Darcy for you! Mmmmmm.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Friday, February 08, 2008
How I met your Jizz
The Crazy/Hot scale is one of my favorite "Barney" segments from my new favorite show, How I Met Your Mother. You should watch this show, really. These people are just like us, except that we have jobs and can't afford their clothes. Oh, and architects on TV are hilarious!
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
The Plug
Jared first introduced me to this webzine many moons ago, and I looked forward to that first of the month jizz all month long! Well, it's back for our mutual satisfaction! Prank calls, political correspondence, and coke nails - updated monthly here!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Morning Jizz: Best Breakfast Ever!
Two Eggo Waffles. Toasted twice for maximum crunchiness.
Smear generously with Jiff Creamy Peanut Butter
Add a generous dollop of unsweetened apple sauce
A somewhat healthy, balanced and delicious breakfast that will keep your jizz boosters firing full-speed until lunch!
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