Look at those baby blues!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
30 Minute Jizz
Dinner before Jeopardy is my motto, and this cookbook will ensure success every time!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Friday, June 05, 2009
itty bitty jizzy committee!
click here for the cutest kittens you have ever seen. EVER. (the itty bitty kitty committee)
all you people in Seattle must kitten-shop on this website! i am seriously crying tears of jizz.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Live action West Wing!
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
Rahm Emanuel aka Rahm-bo was my favorite part of the "Inside the White House" feature last night. It was like watching West Wing except real! Love it!
Monday, June 01, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
breakfast of jizzions!
My favorite radio show is Breakfast of Champions (Thursday edition) on WMBR - Cambridge! They do mostly new releases, and pick a band of the week, and Keith is the best. They just started letting you listen from the top of the hour, so I don't have to come in early on Thursdays just to listen to more of the show! Two jizz-ups from Pukey.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Jizzia Child
I did love the book Julie & Julia, but after reading Julia Child's autobiographical, My Life in France, I am truly inspired! The story begins when Julia Child was in her mid-thirties, working as a spy and was, by all stupid societal standards, an old maid. When she was 36, she married Paul Child who was the love of her life. They embarked on adventure and intrigue. No children, but lots of delicious food and fascinating travel. She was hardworking and fun-loving and lived to be 93. She wanted everyone to find joy in their lives and believed that people were what mattered. She found her life's work at the age of 40, so no moping for me as I approach 30. I think I'll go cook something with a vat of butter and maybe some brains! Jizz Appetit, Julia!
ETA: Jane Lynch loves Julia, too!
Monday, May 18, 2009
Wuv, Twue Wuv!
A whole channel of romantic movies with ZERO commercial interruptions! Hello . . . where have you been all of my life?!
Monday, May 11, 2009
Kitten Porn
There are many many "kitten porn" outlets on the internet, but the ones that are making the "ooohs" and "awwwws" and "OMGs" flow out of TIJA headquarters are:
The Daily Kitten
Independent Animal Rescue "kitten cam"
The old faithful, LOL Cats
and Cute Overload
Enjoy!
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Jizz-tin Starr
Just started watching Freaks & Geeks on DVD. Martin Starr is the funniest and most endearing character! And I loved him in Adventureland, too, so Martin - you may not have won an Oscar yet, but here's your TIJA salute!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Julie & Julia
Amy Adams + Meryl Streep and a movie about a girl freaking out about turning 30 (ahem), and Julia Childs. Surely not even Nora Ephron can screw that up!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Trader Jizz, Part 2
Our friend Grace introduced us to this soft, smell good shave cream. For Men & Women! Keeping the old Power Office free of stubble as we launch into the summer short season.
Triple Ginger snaps with hidden pockets of chewy ginger yumminess. Be sure to share or else you will eat the whole batch and need more than Mango shave cream to look good in your shorts!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Maru, Japanese Jizz Kitty
New favorite Jizz kitty! Squeal at the cuteness of Maru aka "Diet Soda Cat."
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Banana Boats!
Who knew that stuffing a banana full of marshmallows and chocolate chips and then tossing them into the fire would result in a jizz explosion?! Thanks to Kate T and her Camp Mystic brethren for opening our eyes to what we have been missing all of our lives. YUM!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Mr. Darcy in Durham!
Jizz: Having fantasy Mr. Darcy in our town!
Reverse-Jizz: Not seeing anyone famous yet, and seeing all these pictures of other people with their arms around Mr. Darcy and their excitement over Orlando Bloom's puppy dog!
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
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