Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Poor Man's Jizz



Cooking with Ramen to make actual delicious food is something I just discovered despite Pukey B's frequent endorsement. My favorite cookbook has a bunch of recipes to choose from using this tasty treat, and I intend to make them all! Start with the beef, spinach & shiitake combo. You'll love it!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

jizz blast soda!



A new gas station in town offers 44 oz sodas for $0.59!!!!!
PLUS, their fountain features FLAVOR BLASTS. Mix any two flavor blasts with your soda for an extra flavorful treat that will last you all afternoon. I got Diet Coke with lime, Christina got Sprite Zero with cherry - almost makes us forget that Durham is sorely lacking a Sonic.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Man V Jizz


Jared & I love this show, but I do start to dry heave a little when he has to eat things with too many eggs. The Portland breakfast burrito almost killed me! A giant donut, though? JIZZ!

Friday, July 31, 2009

Jizzles: CRAZY cores

I love candy that sounds disgusting, but actually tastes delicious. Gotta love a little mystery in your sugary snack food, too!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Gratuitous tiny scaredy bear jizz!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Lip sync jizzin'


Since "Here I Go Again" in the 4th grade, I have been a fan of a good lip sync. My friend Alicia alerted me to this way-too-late-night hilarity. This is my favorite, but choose yours here!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Look at those baby blues!

30 Minute Jizz


Dinner before Jeopardy is my motto, and this cookbook will ensure success every time!

Monday, June 15, 2009

kis-jizz and bla-jizz in a ca-jizz

our friends matt and doug played a little game of cash cab!

Friday, June 05, 2009

itty bitty jizzy committee!



click here for the cutest kittens you have ever seen. EVER. (the itty bitty kitty committee)

all you people in Seattle must kitten-shop on this website! i am seriously crying tears of jizz.

Glee


This show should be called JIZZ.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Live action West Wing!


Rahm Emanuel aka Rahm-bo was my favorite part of the "Inside the White House" feature last night. It was like watching West Wing except real! Love it!

Monday, June 01, 2009

It's gonna get messy in here come November!

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD

Thursday, May 21, 2009

breakfast of jizzions!



My favorite radio show is Breakfast of Champions (Thursday edition) on WMBR - Cambridge! They do mostly new releases, and pick a band of the week, and Keith is the best. They just started letting you listen from the top of the hour, so I don't have to come in early on Thursdays just to listen to more of the show! Two jizz-ups from Pukey.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Jizzia Child



I did love the book Julie & Julia, but after reading Julia Child's autobiographical, My Life in France, I am truly inspired! The story begins when Julia Child was in her mid-thirties, working as a spy and was, by all stupid societal standards, an old maid. When she was 36, she married Paul Child who was the love of her life. They embarked on adventure and intrigue. No children, but lots of delicious food and fascinating travel. She was hardworking and fun-loving and lived to be 93. She wanted everyone to find joy in their lives and believed that people were what mattered. She found her life's work at the age of 40, so no moping for me as I approach 30. I think I'll go cook something with a vat of butter and maybe some brains! Jizz Appetit, Julia!

ETA: Jane Lynch loves Julia, too!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Wuv, Twue Wuv!



A whole channel of romantic movies with ZERO commercial interruptions! Hello . . . where have you been all of my life?!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Kitten Porn



There are many many "kitten porn" outlets on the internet, but the ones that are making the "ooohs" and "awwwws" and "OMGs" flow out of TIJA headquarters are:

The Daily Kitten
Independent Animal Rescue "kitten cam"
The old faithful, LOL Cats
and Cute Overload

Enjoy!

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Jizz-tin Starr



Just started watching Freaks & Geeks on DVD. Martin Starr is the funniest and most endearing character! And I loved him in Adventureland, too, so Martin - you may not have won an Oscar yet, but here's your TIJA salute!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Julie & Julia



Amy Adams + Meryl Streep and a movie about a girl freaking out about turning 30 (ahem), and Julia Childs. Surely not even Nora Ephron can screw that up!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Trader Jizz, Part 2


Our friend Grace introduced us to this soft, smell good shave cream. For Men & Women! Keeping the old Power Office free of stubble as we launch into the summer short season.


Triple Ginger snaps with hidden pockets of chewy ginger yumminess. Be sure to share or else you will eat the whole batch and need more than Mango shave cream to look good in your shorts!