Monday, December 18, 2006

The Eye of Jizz

Need a Hurricanes trash can? Christmas stocking? Commemorative puck? 8X10 glossy of Mike Commodore (JIZZ)? Or maybe just a flag for your car? Where can one find such a treasure trove of Jizz? The Eye at the RBC Center! Pick up your 'Canes tickets and buy the man of your dreams a Commodore Robe while you are at it! You won't be sorry!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Another Jizz Kitty!

Meet Winston. If you have a minute, watch him eating mashed potatoes or responding to the Project Runway finale. Sweet Jizz-us, he is adorable!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Pillar of Jizz

The Thermals have been inspiring spontaneous jizz via my cd player for many moons, but as more and more people catch on and join me in the Thermals jizz, we get to see videos like this! They are so cute! Great video, even if Hutch kisses some (other) girl!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

things i puke at

let me be the first to shake my fist at "the holiday" starring cameron diaz, jude law, kate winselt, and jack black. there is something majorly wrong with a movie when you say jack black and jude law's looks are the only highlights of the movie. i could have watched this on mute and been much happier with it. all i could think about the whole time was jude law's nanny and cameron diaz's supposed nose job. this gets a big D- from me. boooo.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Another piece of art!

it's time for me to show my pride in my work by giving you all a good spraying with this!

If anyone is in a need of a daily source of jizz production, this beauty might just do it right in your kitchen!
There's about 10 coats of you know what....for a shiny solid finish on this baby.
Oh, and thanks to Ikea for the "affordable" legs. Skeet skeet.

Noodle D.

p.s. really, is anyone interested?

New Tap Shoes

A big fat Fred Astaire jizz to my new tap shoes!