Wednesday, April 25, 2007

La Fea Mas Bella

So this is a first for us. Never before have we jizzed bi-lingually!!

Through research I have found that Jizz in "spanish slang" is: Mecco

So, in regards to this post, I will say "Yo hago mecco por La Fea Mas Bella!"

This is the spanish channel novela version of Ugly Betty. Basically, Leti is the "fea" (ugly one) but is so pure in heart and character that all the hunky men on the show soon grow weak in the knees and "Hacen mecco para ella" (make jizz for her)

She is quite possibly the most awkward and at the same time adorable young lady on tv right now. Ofcourse, all of this is only possible when you've got your fluent and understanding girlfriend to translate the story line for you.

So tune into Univision and splash some love juice around. I think even this hunky Noodle has fallen for this mysteriosa.
But hurry up and watch. Unlike American soap operas, these shows actually end!

Jizz without and beyond borders or barriers. Jizz across the globe.
Yours truly,

Noodle D

Monday, April 23, 2007

"Lay Out" jizz

*Photo depicts how I look when I wear a bathing suit . . . in my dreams!

I cannot find a proper photograph of the magnificence that is my new Wal-Mart teal plastic lay out chair. Rest assured, it is a thing of beauty! Sunday was so beautiful, I broke in my soon-to-be-tanned-&-leather-like skin and my jizz-proof (the jizz wipes right off!) chair. Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh that summer jizz!

Oh, and gratuitous kitten jizz.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Sweet Jizz!

I first heard of Sweet Juniper from Laura's year end top 10 list. I didn't pay much attention then, because I thought it was just a blog about a freaking adorable little girl. But, after I saw Sarah Brown's link, too, I thought I should check it out! And oh my god, adorable jizz mixed with palm-itching cuteness jizz mixed with I-wish-I-were-these-people jizz = Sweet Juniper! I am crying and laughing and wishing this were a novel so I didn't feel so unable to live up to the coolness and sweetness standards these jizz-masters set!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Studio Jizz

As one of the few people I know to stand by Aaron Sorkin even though Studio 60 is admittedly not the slamdunk jizz the pilot seemed to promise, I have not lost my sense of humor about it. The below video is very funny! I found the link from The Hater. She hates on Aaron Sorkin and on Studio 60, but that is about the only thing we disagree on. Maybe she didn't watch The oh-so-jizz-worthy West Wing. Maybe she doesn't have an imaginary rabbit named Toby Ziegler. I am not afraid to jizz alone!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Rooster Jizz

On the topic of jizz-worthy sauces . . . While I worked at Lantern, I never had a real appreciation for what we called "Rooster Sauce." It was just another condiment, and I am generally not a fan of condiments. However, now I am a believer! The most hum drum leftovers are made new and exciting again with a little squirt of this magical jizz! Try it! You can jizz at me later.

Monday, April 09, 2007

James Bond, double oh JIZZ

I finally got around to watching Casino Royale. Wow. Really fun to watch and not just because of the man candy! Daniel Craig is a great Bond, and you know it must be hard to fit all of that jizz in a mankini!

Saturday, April 07, 2007

the right recipe for jizzin'

thanks to the durham public library and their limited selection of cookbooks, i happened upon this book for every night cooking (something i obvs struggle with) and found the magical stir-fry recipe that i've been looking for since i moved out on my own.

secret ingredient: oyster sauce! i'm sure chinese cookbooks had told me (and my mother who never changes her recipes) over and over to go buy a bottle of this sketchy looking stuff, but tonight i finally took the plunge. and i jizzed all over the first bite. thanks for finding my match made in stir-fry heaven, bon appetit cookbook!

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Coyote Jizz

Welcome, Guest Blogger, Ross from the Broken West!

My inaugural post should be about jizzing on big natties (aka big naturals), as that is one of my favorite pasttimes.

However, I just had to spray a hot, steaming load of jizz on this snuggly coyote. Normally, I hate coyotes because they eat kitty cats and I LOVE kitties.

However, one must admire this coyote's temerity and gusto. He waltzed into a Quizno's in Chicago, of all places, and curled up amongst the juice and sodas for a little nap. Oh my, the jizz is exploding at an alarming rate of speed at such an adorable animal.

Nacho Jizz

This is a companion jizz to my previous post. Sometimes, after a rough night, you just gotta jizz to the border. A bag full of skeet-covered goodness for under $5! Jizz outside the bun!


This is what the Kronic and I smell like today. Lemon and Gin. Gin makes you smarter, and we jizz at anything that increases our brain function. Thanks Beefeaters for the jizzolutionary ideas. And the headache.

Monday, April 02, 2007


Menomena brought their funky beats to chapel hill last night and i was lucky enough to be there - given no choice but to jizz in my pants after the sax was brought out and the harmonies delivered.