Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Psych Jizz Out

How can you not watch this show after the brilliance of this promo? New episodes on July 18. And new episodes of Monk, too!

Friday, June 20, 2008

250 pieces of jizz

Christina went to costco and brought back this giant bag of deliciousness. Nerds, Twizzlers, Tootsie Rolls, SweetTarts, Jolly Ranchers, Laffy Taffy, Starburst, Skittles..jizzx250.

Monday, June 16, 2008


I had been waiting for this moment almost my entire life. The perfect donut was found in Windsor, Ontario this weekend. I ate a whole box of timbits on top of a maple crunch stuffed with vanilla pudding. JIZZ.

my very own jizz kittens!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Jizz Shot

How had I never seen Slap Shot before? Seriously! That movie is awesome! Let the Hanson Brothers "check" the jizz right out of you!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Jared's boxset of jizz

I must salute my jizz-tastic fiance for his help in winning the Sex and the City boxset from our local newspaper. Nothing says true love like a freddy mercury mustache and a quote in the paper about how excited he is to watch "every episode!" Sorry girls, he's taken!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Frozen Jizz on a hot day

Lindsey, Wilson and I just walked outside into the sauna-like 102 degree weather to the local convenience store for ice cream treats. Lindsey had a giant ice cream twix - caramel jizz with a cookie center. I had a giant nutty buddy with chocolate AND vanilla ice cream and little nuts and a sugar cone. Giant jizz!

Monday, June 09, 2008

5 Star JIZZ

Last weekend . . . I jizzed here:

Here . . .

And most definitely HERE:

Friday, June 06, 2008

JJ's new jizz kitten!

JJ's life is now complete with his very own jizz kitten! Look how cute he is!! Now I need to pick a few out and take them home too!

Sunday, June 01, 2008


I am a sucker for movies and books depicting British village life with little gossipy old ladies. It is no secret that I am well on my way to being a gossipy old lady, but alas without a British accent. Cranford is a mini-series that just aired on Masterpiece. Watch it and laugh, cry & jizz with adorable old ladies, as well as the extremely jizz-worthy red-headed Dr. Harrison. You may recognize the actor from the Keira Knightley Pride and Prejudice in which he played the sweet, simple purveyor of jizz, Mr. Bingley.