Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Jim & Pam Jizz

I'll be the first to admit that this promo is a bit cheesy with the alt-rock soundtrack, but I am a SUCKER for well-executed montages. I could watch this one over and over! O Jim, I cannot wait until April 5th to see you again!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007


Now, you "Jizz on my face" people can just simmer down. I am talking about the game! It's a blast! And quite difficult, even though it looks easy. Nothing is better than a cool spring evening, a couple of frosty brews, and a game of cornhole. I toss a Bean bag full of jizz for this game!

Friday, March 23, 2007

gunt n'a holla

there's something magical when you see a word displayd in public that you thought only your friends knew about.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Morseth aka Noodle D aka Baby Boy

The Kronic and I jizz at alot of things. We enjoy the little things in life like diet coke breaks and cable television. Today, we have agreed that our # 1 favorite Jizz is Matt Morseth. My boyfriend and I are in the process of adopting him to be our son, and Lindsey wants to pay him to be her house boy - just so we can have him around all of the time! This skeet is for you, Noodle D. We cannot wait to see you tomorrow! Don't forget the heels and take the bottoms off, we are coming!

Saturday, March 10, 2007

jizz is a VIRB

there aren't any funny pictures to post with this one, but i just wanted to take a moment to say big-ups to a friend of mine who has been working on a website that challenges myspace to a duel

VIRB is all design-oriented. everyone's pages look kind of beautiful, even if you don't know how to do fancy stuff.

sign up. it's free. way less annoying than tom showing up as your first and only friend and not owned by rupert murdoch!

pukey b.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Girl Scout Cookie Ice Cream!

As if Girl Scout cookies weren't reason enough to jizz, Edy's has made them into limited edition ice cream flavors! Now, they need to come up with a jizz patch for those little girl scouts to sew onto their brown vests!

Friday, March 02, 2007

Hot celebrity dads + beautiful winner-of-the-genetics-jackpot babies = "AWWWW" Jizz!

Thursday, March 01, 2007

furniture porn

we went to see the animation show last night and my favorite was definitely a short called "Game Over," by the PES production company. I did a little investigating and found this jizz-worthy gem... there's nothing i love more than soft porn (heehee)