Monday, March 31, 2008

NKOT-Jizz Reunion!

My very first concert, my very first celebrity "boyfriend," and my very first giant lace-edged button. Joey was my first love, and you never forget your first love even when he is super-cheesy and way too old for this stuff. I don't know about you, but I'm setting my dvr for the big reunion and I really hope they play Cover Girl! See awesome video below and try not to jizz!

Monday, March 24, 2008

Cupid Jizz!

Heading to Carolina Beach for my bachelorette party this weekend, and I suspect we will be doing lots of Cupid Shuffling! Cupid is from Lafayette, LA! Everything good DOES come from South Louisiana - just as I suspected! To the left, to the left, to the left to the left - altogether now JIZZ!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Jizz in the afternoon: Sam's Choice "Cajun" Trail Mix

Yummy for my tummy afternoon snack to go with my 3pm Diet coke. Could be worth a trip to Wal-Mart, but luckily, Jack went for us! In the words of Justin Wilson, I guarantee you will jizz when you eat this spicy, sweet, yumminess!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Texas-Sized Jizz, Texas-Sized CANKLES!

Pukey B's jizzworthy SXSW moments, in no particular order:
-growing cankles the size of Texas
-reuniting with Noodle D!!
-bro'ing out with an un-named Pitchfork writer and talking about Catbirdseat
-the Blogger Cage at Stereogum party
-Jens remembering me. Finally seeing Jens play
-"getting to know the Swedish" with Shout Out Louds. CRYBABY = LIPSILL.
-Ross & JJ - the story of true manlove.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

The Cute Show

Hurry over to VBS TV and jizz over the unbearable cuteness of The Cute Show! Kittens, cat shows, hamsters, tiny goats - everything you need to forget the dreariness of everyday life.