Thursday, April 30, 2009

Julie & Julia

Amy Adams + Meryl Streep and a movie about a girl freaking out about turning 30 (ahem), and Julia Childs. Surely not even Nora Ephron can screw that up!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Trader Jizz, Part 2

Our friend Grace introduced us to this soft, smell good shave cream. For Men & Women! Keeping the old Power Office free of stubble as we launch into the summer short season.

Triple Ginger snaps with hidden pockets of chewy ginger yumminess. Be sure to share or else you will eat the whole batch and need more than Mango shave cream to look good in your shorts!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Maru, Japanese Jizz Kitty

New favorite Jizz kitty! Squeal at the cuteness of Maru aka "Diet Soda Cat."

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Starburst - FaveReds

mom raised me right. i go straight to the pink ones!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009


Please NBC do not cancel Chuck. We jizz at it weekly, and it has never been better! That is all, thank you.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Banana Boats!

Who knew that stuffing a banana full of marshmallows and chocolate chips and then tossing them into the fire would result in a jizz explosion?! Thanks to Kate T and her Camp Mystic brethren for opening our eyes to what we have been missing all of our lives. YUM!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Mr. Darcy in Durham!

Jizz: Having fantasy Mr. Darcy in our town!
Reverse-Jizz: Not seeing anyone famous yet, and seeing all these pictures of other people with their arms around Mr. Darcy and their excitement over Orlando Bloom's puppy dog!

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

There are even Kitties!

As if The Thermals weren't jizzworthy enough . . .

Wednesday, April 01, 2009