Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dinky Jizz

there is a magical place somewhere in Minnesota named DINKYTOWN USA

some of the highlights of Dinkytown:
-the pasta-bar that used to be a drugstore
the dinky theatre that has only 4 rows of seats

there are obviously more than enough reasons to jizz at Dinkytown USA.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Lemur Jizz

Did you know that Durham, our fair city of Jizz, is also the home of the largest lemur population outside of Madagascar? Apparently, all of the lemurs in the US belong to the Duke Lemur Center even if they are at another zoo!

Lemurs are adorable and smart, and they have teethcombs to groom each other with. They jizz over monkey chow - which is just like doggie chow! - and their cages look like bachelor pads complete with empty 12pack boxes!

My favorite lemur is Romeo (pictured above). He's the only one of his species at the lemur center so the caretakers are allowed to scratch his belly so he isn't lonely. O Romeo, I will scratch your funny looking belly, and you can teach me how to leap 30 ft in a single bound!

Sunday, August 19, 2007

free tv jizz - i hope it never ends

last night i got home and flipped on my TV to find another channel change. something i can't complain about since i don't actually have to pay for my cable....but this time it was a jizz-worthy surprise!

the noggin channel has bumped the travel channel (to where? i'm still trying to figure that out!) and the degrassi, summerland, the best years, and south of nowhere are flowing. i may never leave my house past 6pm again.

i've been waiting for this moment my entire life.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Classic Jizz

After a weekend spent with four Myrna Loy movies and an evening spent with Robert Osborne and his fantastic June Allyson interview, I am overflowing with jizz for Turner Classic Movies. No commercials to interrupt the flow, if you know what I mean. I fill up my DVR with this jizz weekly, and am never out of classics!

Friday, August 10, 2007

You are the Jizz in me

There is just no excuse for how adorable and cheesy and catchy this song is. There is absolutely no excuse for how much it makes me want to burst into song and find a little pre-pubescent man-girl to dance around with in a flood of jizz! I must DVR High School Musical in preparation for the premiere of High School Musical 2 next week! Apparently, they are already filming High School Musical 3! Sigh. To be a tween again!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Feasting on Jizz

My squeeze and I love the Food Network, well, mostly we jizz at all things Alton Brown. Feasting on Asphalt Season two has brought the jizz to a meteoric level and we've only seen one episode so far! Alton & his crew are following the Mississippi river from it's beginning in Venice, LA all the way to the end! They are so cute - jizzing on crawfish (or "mudbugs" as Alton says), Andouille Sausage, and learning about the difference between Cajun & Creole. Don't miss another episode! There is alot of yummy food along the Mighty River of Jizz!

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Cookin' Jizz

I am not the most efficient or confident of cooks, but as I previously pointed out, certain tools make the process much more jizzable.

My current favorite jizz guide is one your mother probably still uses! The Better Homes & Gardens Cookbook! Full color illustrations, handy measurement guides, and quick & easy jizz-inducing recipes to impress all those friends who stay up late watching the food network. I dare Rachel Ray to come up with any recipe as delicious as the BH&G jizz manual!