Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Carne Asada with a side of jizz

Trader Joe's is universally recognized as an amazing store filled with jizz-inducing snacks and 3 buck chuck. This is a new item recently tried at the Martinson hacienda. Grill up some veggies and wrap this tender spicy beef in a tortilla, and the jizz sparks will fly!

Full killer meal instructions with photos here.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Mamma Jizz-a!

I haven't had so much fun in a movie theatre since Bride and Prejudice! Bursting into song, dance sequences, Greece, mankinis, and sequins! Sure, Pierce Brosnan can't sing, but he adds to the comedy. And, of COURSE, Colin Firth isn't gay, but he sure plays it well. Go see it in the theatre, be loud, have fun. The world would be a much better place if Abba wrote the soundtrack.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Jimmy Jizz's

The ladies of TIJA have a new obsession. We love the # 12 at Jimmy John's. Smells delicious in there, not super-expensive, and you don't feel all dirty after you eat it. There's one on ninth street - check it out! Tell 'em your friends at TIJA sent you, and don't forget to ask for hot peppers and a pickle!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Jizz Bo

I have been playing this game since I was a little girl. If you play it with real cards, it's called Spite and Malice. I taught my new husband how to play on our honeymoon ferry boat ride, and now he is addicted just like me. Once you get the rules straight, you'll be jizz bo'ing with the best of them!