Wednesday, May 28, 2008

North Carolina Bears

Memorial Day weekend had everyone out grilling in the backyard, and the bears were hungry! The local news affiliate had a hard-hitting news story on the bears with their visit to Wal-Mart and the home of a ponytailed man. Thanks to the nice sheriff, Ricky, we know that the bears were hungry and that you shouldn't mess with them, but that it's probably ok to let your kids out on their scooters.

Throw an extra jizz-kabob on the grill for our furry friends!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Vampire Jizz Hotness!

Based on a YA book written by Stephanie Meyer, Twilight the movie is gonna be awesome!! This teaser trailer has me jizzing uncontrollably in anticipation! The new book comes out in August. Yay!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Office Quotes page!

Try to work while this is in existence. Seriously.

My current favorite:
Kelly: Oh my God, Darryl. You look like Barack Obama. Everybody I'm dating Barack Obama.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Fiberful Jizz

sometimes when your body gets off schedule, you need a little granola to help get the poop out.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Iron Jizz + This American Jizz

A weekend of such jizz-splosions over my two new celebrity "boyfriends": Ira Glass & Robert Downey, Jr. Although, technically I have been in love with Robert Downey Jr since I was 12! See Iron Man and the new season of This American Life on Showtime. How I love nerds!