My very first concert, my very first celebrity "boyfriend," and my very first giant lace-edged button. Joey was my first love, and you never forget your first love even when he is super-cheesy and way too old for this stuff. I don't know about you, but I'm setting my dvr for the big reunion and I really hope they play Cover Girl! See awesome video below and try not to jizz!
Heading to Carolina Beach for my bachelorette party this weekend, and I suspect we will be doing lots of Cupid Shuffling! Cupid is from Lafayette, LA! Everything good DOES come from South Louisiana - just as I suspected! To the left, to the left, to the left to the left - altogether now JIZZ!
Yummy for my tummy afternoon snack to go with my 3pm Diet coke. Could be worth a trip to Wal-Mart, but luckily, Jack went for us! In the words of Justin Wilson, I guarantee you will jizz when you eat this spicy, sweet, yumminess!
Pukey B's jizzworthy SXSW moments, in no particular order:
-growing cankles the size of Texas
-reuniting with Noodle D!!
-bro'ing out with an un-named Pitchfork writer and talking about Catbirdseat
-the Blogger Cage at Stereogum party
-Jens remembering me. Finally seeing Jens play
-"getting to know the Swedish" with Shout Out Louds. CRYBABY = LIPSILL.
-Ross & JJ - the story of true manlove.
Hurry over to VBS TV and jizz over the unbearable cuteness of The Cute Show! Kittens, cat shows, hamsters, tiny goats - everything you need to forget the dreariness of everyday life.
