Odd Couples

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Jizz on my bed

Just try crawling out from under one of these dream-catchers on a grey, rainy November morning!

Puppy Cam!

Remember to wipe the jizz off of these puppies before you slap some BBQ sauce on them and eat them they are so freaking cute!

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Fall into the Jizz

I suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to go shop at the Gap. This happened last year, too. mmmmm - Those . . . sweaters . . . look . . . so . . . warm!

Yes We Can

The Onion live-blogged the Chicago rally.

All I can say is JIZZ. Join me, will you?

BLUE Jizz!

Let's hope that our country celebrates the biggest collective jizz ever today! VOTE!

Doggyjizz

stolen from catbirdjizz

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