canadians in intense political discussions at the ocsc patio. not an outright jizz, but pretty funny if witnessed 3 nights in a row.

DV-R

You can even pause live television! The amt of jizz in my TV Room is getting out of control. Sitting in the fatboy . . . watching House . . . it's just too much!

TAKE 5 IN MY MOUTH

jizz. in my mouth! 5 times!!

Fatboy!

The greatest chair ever invented. Jizz.

Stella Stew

I couldn't handle it anymore. Remember when I said I wanted to fry her up and jizz at her? Well, I had to do it.... I made Stella Stew. And then I jizzed everywhere. She was too cute, it had to be done.... This is a bittersweet Jizz...

Henri!

Ok, maybe he's not a tiny jizzmaker like Morseth's kittens, but Henri is the most lovable sweet kitty I've had the pleasure to call my own! I dare you not to jizz all over yourself when he rubs up against your legs and puts his head in your hands! I dare you!

Grey's Anatomy Season 2

My favorite birthday present to myself! I hope one of these days I have time to watch all 27 episodes! It's no secret that I jizz for hot doctors!

Another Heartbreaker

This is getting fucking ridiculous. Another kitten in the back yard. Can we work together and find a home for this little girl this time? I'm just jizzing all over myself with this little bundle of joy. She needs a name too....

hardwood floors!

take off yer shoes and start the jizzin'!

Cheryl Waters AND The Thermals

Two major jizzes in one picture! Cheryl Waters is really awesome. She loves music, and she is nice to me even when my bands make me suck.

The Thermals are one of my favorite bands. Their new record is so good, I can't even talk about it. Seriously. Work is not a good place for jizz. The Thermals and Cheryl make this policy very hard to keep.

Oh, and Hutch wears tighty whiteys. mmmmm . . .

Jesse Spano!

So I'm walking along Montecito Beach in front of the 4 Seasons hotel trying not to vomit from too many danish pankcakes and car-sickness... Then, who do I see but that tall, commanding, fighter for teenage girls-lib, Jesse Spano!!!! (Elizabeth Berkeley) I immediately corresponded with Pukey B and then proceeded to jizz at the situation. She then proceeded to call me a macho pig, gave me a buddy-band, and sang a verse of the Zach Attack classic, "Friends Forever."
Here's to you 'Mama'