Jesse Spano!

So I'm walking along Montecito Beach in front of the 4 Seasons hotel trying not to vomit from too many danish pankcakes and car-sickness... Then, who do I see but that tall, commanding, fighter for teenage girls-lib, Jesse Spano!!!! (Elizabeth Berkeley) I immediately corresponded with Pukey B and then proceeded to jizz at the situation. She then proceeded to call me a macho pig, gave me a buddy-band, and sang a verse of the Zach Attack classic, "Friends Forever."
Here's to you 'Mama'