Jizz Creme

Deeelicious! I want to eat jugs of it with a spoon. Sticky, sweet, goodness.

Tiny, orange jizz

My holiday spirit has been low this year, but the sight of Clementines in a bowl makes my joy rise to the occasion!

Trader Jizz!

Trader Joe's was my neighborhood grocery store back in California, but NC is a little slower to pick up on cool things like this. Chapel Hill finally got one! It's a madhouse every time you go in there with the 50 yr old ladies gobbling up the 2-buck-Chuck like it's being discontinued, but soon they'll all chillax and it'll be just like the olden days of stocking up on JoeJoe's and chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzels for staff meetings. Big thumbs up to the Wintry Mix Coffee and that pancetta they sell already cubed!

Jizz Kittens unite!

We at the jizz blog, while deploring the lack of new episodes of our favorite shows, support the writer's strike wholeheartedly. Although, I will confess to a wee bit of irritation when I read a certain writer's copycat blog about expensive shoes! Hurry up and give them what they want, evil producers, before you ruin awards' season, too!

Jizz Mart

So far, the only thing I jizz at when planning my forthcoming nuptials (other than the insanely perfect ring and the concept of spending eternity with my dream man) is Bridal Mart. I found my absolute fantasy princess wedding dress (NOT pictured) for the price of a prom dress! When it is your turn to get married, run to Burlington and ask for Wanda - she'll treat you right!