The Emmy's - mostly reverse-jizz

Worst Emmy's ever? It just seemed really ill-produced, and they should never ever have let the reality hacks into the academy. That opening . . . oof. And Heidi, who I was counting on to class things up a bit, wore bad clothes and actually took part in a "bit" where her clothes were ripped off.

You know it's a bad year when Josh Groban is actually a high point.

Most of the clothes were beautiful! In fact, I feel that I should use this space only to reverse-jizz January Jones aka Betty Draper. Mad Men, winner of the best drama emmy, is a new obsession of mine in no small part due to Mrs. Betty Draper. January Jones needs to hire Betty's stylist and stop shopping for the red carpet in Frederick's of Hollywood. If you look hard enough, you can almost see her freaking belly button for god's sake!