Mecca Jizz

Chateau Marmont is a beautiful haven for celebrities who just want to eat a nice meal in peace. Hilary and I infiltrated the joint and jizzed at a patio full of the rich and famous while clearly setting ourselves apart from the VIPs as we tossed back cocktails and ate bread and cheese, carbs be damned! I could almost see Isla Fisher wiping the jizz off her shoes as she left, and Ben Stiller giving his righteous little booty a swipe to free himself of our avid jizz-filled stares.

O, Chateau Marmont . . . when we hit the big time, we will return!