Jizz Hamm!

O Jon Hamm, my admiration has turned to obsession.

When I first became aware of your awesomeness, I just called you Don Draper. Cool, calm, collected - smoking and drinking like a real man.
Suddenly, you are a celebrity. And now, I get to experience your scruffy adorableness, and self-deprecating humor that makes me wonder why it took Hollywood so long to find you!