malajube- love the frenchies

there's even a little tube that jizzes in the first bit! cuuute.

Reverse Jizz: TomKat Wedding

Months of planning! A CASTLE setting! Secrecy to whip the paps into a frenzy! What do we get? A junior prom dress, crazy bangs, and a vomit inducing 3 minute kiss. B and C List celebs wearing inappropriate clothing, and an official wedding picture (above) that my friend Christine described as "Enchantment in a Cave." The icing on the reverse jizz cake was the new information that Tom serenaded her with "You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin'." And this photo gave me such hope! Badly done, Maverick and Joey, badly done.

Homemade Pie!

We held our breath and our jizz while rolling these puppies out, but look how pretty! Kim made cherry, and I made apple! Yum Yum, Jizz Jizz! Happy Thanksgiving!

Maryland Blue Crabs

ok, so the best thing about living on the east coast is seafood. hands down. my absolute favorite is Maryland Blue Crabs - those things that come in bushels and look at you with little beady eyes - until you cook 'em up and cover 'em in Old Bay!



i'd jizz all over the ocean for these things.

Shat-Rageous!

The commercials for the new William Shatner hosted - "Show me the money" contain more jizz than the show could ever hope to measure up to! Hot ladies jizzing all over Shatner as the words "Shat-Rageous," and "Shat-Tastic" blast across the screen! Watch the commercial here! Rub a big one out for Shatner. Yet another jizz-ariffic Canadian!

Indie pop rocks!

So late one drunken night into one sleepy morning I was introduced to this internet station SOMA FM through itunes. As I awoke I heard a Nicolai Dunger track I hadn't heard in years! I had to refrain from jizzing though as it was not my bed, scandalous I know.
Anyhow, this show Indie Pop Rocks! has pretty much every indie-pop band I could ever want to hear back to back. Skeet! Skeet skeet! Skeet! Skeet Skeet skeet skeet!
It's like someone jizzing in my ears.
Isn't it sweet, little noodle d is accepting internet radio!
Oh, and for my bleep blop musical needs, their Drone zone is pretty good too!


P.S I would like to mention a street near downtown LA that myself and several other jizzing citizens have labled as Jizz street.


right about there is any area that smells so overwhelmingly of jizz that it could drive a man never to want to jizz again. Please avoid this unfortunate piece of real estate in any ventures into or around LA.
I shall go forward with the jizz and let it flow all around me.
<3 Noodle

Hearst Lunchtime jizz!

Want a fantastic, cheap, jizzworthy lunch for under $8 in NYC? Well then, you better have a friend who works for Hearst! My friend works at Cosmo and she invited me to come eat and gawk at the beautiful office and girls wearing pretty shoes. We also saw Martha Stewart and Atoosa of ANTM fame! I had butternut squash ravioli and mini-strawberry shortcake. Bigtime jizz!

Durham Public Library

Unlimited trashy novels over which to jizz. And only a few questionable glances when I wore my "Dance Mthrfckr" shirt! A nice quiet jizz for the D-Town public Library!

The Broken West!

Join me in jizzing over the cutest Merge band since The Rosebuds. Your jizz output will triple as their vocal harmonies wash over you! This photo was taken after their debut radio performance so you can see Cheryl Waters jizzin' all over them, too! Click here for a free download. Password: Silverlake.