Reverse Jizz: TomKat Wedding

Months of planning! A CASTLE setting! Secrecy to whip the paps into a frenzy! What do we get? A junior prom dress, crazy bangs, and a vomit inducing 3 minute kiss. B and C List celebs wearing inappropriate clothing, and an official wedding picture (above) that my friend Christine described as "Enchantment in a Cave." The icing on the reverse jizz cake was the new information that Tom serenaded her with "You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin'." And this photo gave me such hope! Badly done, Maverick and Joey, badly done.