Camp Postcards

My friend Charles has the most awesome postcard that he sent his parents from camp. It is in a little frame at his house. Everytime I am over there, I laugh and laugh, and I finally thought to transcribe it for the world to jizz at. Jizz on your roots, that's what I always say!

Dear Dad and Mom,

The Councilers are telling us that we are going
parachuting but we aren't. I might get stung by a
scorpion. Win Ted and kevin are in my cabin. My
councilers name is jon-michael and Paul. I used the
cortaid.

Love,
Charles