Happy Happy Jizz Jizz

2 things are causing the jizz at my house this week. One is my jizz-rageous garden that is currently growing more zucchini than I can eat! It's quite phallic, isn't it?! And plumping up 2 varieties of tomato for future jizz-sauce!



In order to properly jizz about my garden, I had to buy a new camera. O Holy Jizz, it is a beaut! Shiny happy pictures of jizz-worthy events that will no doubt find their way to this blog!

Oh and BONUS JIZZ:
Cute boys who vacuum. MAJOR jizz!