Cookin' Jizz

I am not the most efficient or confident of cooks, but as I previously pointed out, certain tools make the process much more jizzable.

My current favorite jizz guide is one your mother probably still uses! The Better Homes & Gardens Cookbook! Full color illustrations, handy measurement guides, and quick & easy jizz-inducing recipes to impress all those friends who stay up late watching the food network. I dare Rachel Ray to come up with any recipe as delicious as the BH&G jizz manual!