Lemur Jizz

Did you know that Durham, our fair city of Jizz, is also the home of the largest lemur population outside of Madagascar? Apparently, all of the lemurs in the US belong to the Duke Lemur Center even if they are at another zoo!

Lemurs are adorable and smart, and they have teethcombs to groom each other with. They jizz over monkey chow - which is just like doggie chow! - and their cages look like bachelor pads complete with empty 12pack boxes!

My favorite lemur is Romeo (pictured above). He's the only one of his species at the lemur center so the caretakers are allowed to scratch his belly so he isn't lonely. O Romeo, I will scratch your funny looking belly, and you can teach me how to leap 30 ft in a single bound!