My new favorite jizz-makers are Nick & Nora Charles! Witty, fun-loving, sophisticated purveyors of Jizz. In short, what I hope to be when I grow up. Point your mouse immediately at your trusty netflix queue and move The Thin Man to the top! You'll be unable to resist continuing on with the whole jizz-ariffic series! Oh and don't forget a special jizz for Asta, answer to every crossword puzzle in addition to being a righteously jizz-worthy doggie! 
I watched The Cosby Show last night. The episode where Vanessa gets drunk at a party. So funny! I jizz at Claire & Cliff's mad-parenting skillz! And that Rudy - she's full of sass! Do yourself a favor and check your local listings for a shot of Cosby Jizz! You can thank me later!
My family's doggie died. He was a jizz-worthy dog for the 10 yrs we knew him. We will miss him! I hope there are lots of doggies for him to boss around and lots of cat poop for him to eat in doggie heaven.
Christina's grandma has excellent taste in fabric. i stand by this statement so fully, i've decided to make a whole new wardrobe out of her old curtains!
60's jizz-beautiful!
another example of curtains-to-fashion wizardry:
My friend Charles has the most awesome postcard that he sent his parents from camp. It is in a little frame at his house. Everytime I am over there, I laugh and laugh, and I finally thought to transcribe it for the world to jizz at. Jizz on your roots, that's what I always say!
Dear Dad and Mom,
The Councilers are telling us that we are going
parachuting but we aren't. I might get stung by a
scorpion. Win Ted and kevin are in my cabin. My
councilers name is jon-michael and Paul. I used the
cortaid.
Love,
Charles
Skee(t) ball! Cheap ass prizes! Putt Putt! It's a jackpot of jizz, alright!
Don't you wish you had a cute brown sister like mine? Even her Mii is jizz-worthy! It's the only time we got to use that skin color!
buy a jizz, sell a jizz
ok, so i might have started watching Buy Me because one of the canadian sellers/buyers looks a bit like an old companion who will not be named here, but this show seriously rules. for those of us involved in the housing market (holler!), this show tells it how it really is between house sellers/buyers/agents/inspectors. my favorite part is trying to figure out which unnamed suburb they're talking about. as if it's not really set in canada! silly canucks, we see right through your vague ways!
2 things are causing the jizz at my house this week. One is my jizz-rageous garden that is currently growing more zucchini than I can eat! It's quite phallic, isn't it?! And plumping up 2 varieties of tomato for future jizz-sauce!
In order to properly jizz about my garden, I had to buy a new camera. O Holy Jizz, it is a beaut! Shiny happy pictures of jizz-worthy events that will no doubt find their way to this blog!
Oh and BONUS JIZZ:
Cute boys who vacuum. MAJOR jizz!
