Vacation with Grandparents!

It might seem weird to jizz over going on vacation with the over 70 section of the population, but think about it: free food, early to bed, early to rise, sweet retirement beachfront condos, and unlimited oatmeal cream pies. It's a jizz-tastic situation! And look how cute my grandparents are? I mean you really just want to jizz all over them, make them into gumbo, and eat them.