Bumblebee Jizz!

Don't let anyone tell you that Transformers is anything less than THE popcorn movie of the summer! I had so much fun and almost jumped out of my seat at least twice. Girl toys SUCK! Barbie couldn't turn into a Camaro! Bumblebee was my favorite transformer in the movie. Apparently Volkswagon wouldn't let them use the yellow bug that the original transformer toy used, because they thought the movie would be too violent. Big mistake! I just can't stop jizzing about how badass it would be to have a car who turned into a robot! BADASS JIZZ!