Shoe Karma Jizz

Pukey B and I recently braved the streets (and buses) of San Francisco and discovered a little shoe heaven at Shoe Biz on Haight St. I finally uncovered the sandals of my most jizz-ful dreams! Picture them in Black and on my foot, and try not to make a mess, will ya?! Pukey B got the parrot Keds for soo cheap! I hope nobody with a foot fetish comes near our office!

And, if this weren't reason enough to jizz, I also got Silver Chucks for $9. That's right, NINE DOLLARS! A "Price is right" jizz for ya! My feet are gonna be blinging for less than rip-offs cost at Payless!