Coyote Jizz

Welcome, Guest Blogger, Ross from the Broken West!



My inaugural post should be about jizzing on big natties (aka big naturals), as that is one of my favorite pasttimes.

However, I just had to spray a hot, steaming load of jizz on this snuggly coyote. Normally, I hate coyotes because they eat kitty cats and I LOVE kitties.

However, one must admire this coyote's temerity and gusto. He waltzed into a Quizno's in Chicago, of all places, and curled up amongst the juice and sodas for a little nap. Oh my, the jizz is exploding at an alarming rate of speed at such an adorable animal.