"Lay Out" jizz

*Photo depicts how I look when I wear a bathing suit . . . in my dreams!

I cannot find a proper photograph of the magnificence that is my new Wal-Mart teal plastic lay out chair. Rest assured, it is a thing of beauty! Sunday was so beautiful, I broke in my soon-to-be-tanned-&-leather-like skin and my jizz-proof (the jizz wipes right off!) chair. Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh that summer jizz!

Oh, and gratuitous kitten jizz.