My jizziest dream is the one where I wake up and my job is to make fun of celebrity clothes like the Fug Girls. Making sure people who dress like this get their due. This is my favorite "inner monologue entry." And anything they do with Tom Cruise is mega-jizzworthy! They occasionally even waste their precious jizz over the Kate Winslet's and Helen Mirren's of the world. This jizz is for you, Fug Girls! Well-jizzed, indeed!
Love me some Canadian teenage angst and terrible haircuts! First Wheels has to get glasses, and then he almost fails grade 8, and then his parents die in a car accident! how tragic.
Oh morning jizz! Feeling a little peckish and in need of a sugar jolt, the jumbo honey bun is for you! Double the jizz of a normal honey bun. I recommend a big gulp of Diet Coke or a Jumbo cup of coffee as a way to wash all that tasty jizz down!
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Alright, so I want to take a moment to make our first negative Jizz. I want to spray scaulding, acidic, and receding hairline jizz all over Jeffrey. I think he's an asshole. May he wear pleated pants and orthopedic shoes.
Just look at this Silver Lake piece of style trash. He should not have won. As my only connection to reality tv, besides my aunt making me vote for dancing with the stars (which I want to leave jizz burns on too), I have to say I'm very dissapointed in you Heidi Klum and Co. I was counting on you to vote in my future play-wife, Laura. Shame on you.
Skeet skeet skeet skeet!!
It might seem weird to jizz over going on vacation with the over 70 section of the population, but think about it: free food, early to bed, early to rise, sweet retirement beachfront condos, and unlimited oatmeal cream pies. It's a jizz-tastic situation! And look how cute my grandparents are? I mean you really just want to jizz all over them, make them into gumbo, and eat them.
it seems like everyone else is jizzing all over him, so why shouldn't i? i mean, look at that smirk. and he has major hometown pride, which we all know is how i measure jizz-worthiness in rockstars.
Well folks, as per christinas request, here they are.....
Gordon 
Raquelle 
Red 
Clyde
This is by far the most jizz I've shot at any kittens. They're like little Ritz crackers I want to spread Cheez Jizz on!
p.s. Stella has found a happy home here in LA.
So, first I must apologize for not jizzing in quite some time.... Second, we all need to give Christina a big ole' jizz for getting us such great press! Who knows, 5,10,20 new people could be letting out their inner jizz with us!
Secondly, I've been jizzing over this table I built. Any bidders on this giant butcher block with a shiny jizz finish on it?
Btw... I've got 4 new heartbreakers (kitties) who need homes. I don't dare post all their pictures without permission cus you might blow an o-ring with the force and amount of jizz that will fly.....
Live long and jizz.
Our new friends and fans, the TVGuide.com podcast crew, gave us a rad shout out this week! Check it out, here! We love it when people jizz at us!
Soo much jizz in my mouth . . . dipped in sour cream . . . rolled in sugar and cinnamon! Oh sweet jizz-us, I can die happy now!
I jizz everyday in anticipation of what Amelie Gillette will hate all over. You can find her (his?) "column" on The Onion's AV Club blog. The blog in itself is jizz worthy, but Amelie isn't afraid to hate, and I love her (him?) for that. One of my favorite entries is here.
Do you jizz about your favorite shows all alone, because no one else watches them? Well, now you can rest easy knowing you are not alone! The TVGuide.com crew watches EVERYTHING! Lindsey and I jizz weekly in our office as we listen to their snarky comments and inappropriate jokes. They always pick on Angel - which we agree with sometimes, but that girl is seriously committed to her TV. So, we have to say to Michael & Daniel - "Don't Hate! Jizz." Oh, and this podcast would be even more jizz-worthy if they would only talk about Monk!
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This baby will slow cook your dinner while you are at work. Chili! Bean soup! Even roast beef. You'll be just jizzing over with extra flavor! October is the month to celebrate the Crock pot. The celebration started Sunday - Hurry up and Jizz!
