Go Fug Yourself

My jizziest dream is the one where I wake up and my job is to make fun of celebrity clothes like the Fug Girls. Making sure people who dress like this get their due. This is my favorite "inner monologue entry." And anything they do with Tom Cruise is mega-jizzworthy! They occasionally even waste their precious jizz over the Kate Winslet's and Helen Mirren's of the world. This jizz is for you, Fug Girls! Well-jizzed, indeed!