Guilty Jizz

Everyone has a little guilty jizz in their heart. Mine is Norah Jones. I love her. I can't help it! She's pretty and her voice makes me feel like I am in front of a fire wearing an attractively striped cashmere sweater. Also, I want her to be my friend. She seems like someone who would fit in with my group of friends, and maybe she would even let me borrow the dress she is wearing on the cover of her new record. What do you say, Norah? I promise not to jizz on it!